The TOMATOES are ATTACKING!!

In the VERY RARE chance that you live in a remote part of the United States, have no access to television, radio or newspapers… and you only got online for a few brief moments to read this blog:

THE TOMATOES ARE BAD. DON’T EAT THEM. REPEAT, DO NOT CONSUME TOMATOES – MAY HAVE SALMONELLA — CAN KILL YOU!!

Last year it was spinach, the year before strawberries… this is the year of the killer tomatoes. Read more here.

This has been a Griffsnotes Public Safety Announcement.