Sausage Found, Unharmed
A sausage mystery has been solved in Cedarburg, Wisconsin.
FOX News Radio’s Jennifer Keiper explains how the case of the missing MLB racing sausage was cracked:
It’s a staple at Brewers’ games in Miller Park.
(Sausage Race sound) “Racing sausages”
Foam costume number one is the bratwurst, number two – the Polish sausage, three- the Italian sausage and four- the hot dog oh, and don’t forget the chorizo.
(Sausage Race sound) “Sausages, on your marks, get set, go!”
In this case, the seven foot Italian sausage costume disappeared two weeks ago during a charity pub crawl. It had officials wondering:
(Sausage Race sound) “What’s goin’ on?”
Bartender Jen Mohoney found out last night and likely left her thinking:
(“Casablanca”) “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world.”
It’s not every day two guys plop a big sausage costume on a bar stool, tell her “you didn’t see anything” and then take off.
No word on whether there will be any charges.
(stadium music)
Jennifer Keiper, FOX News Radio.
