Either I am obsessed with a self-fulfilling prophecy that I am going to be eaten by a shark this year... Or maybe it's just that I have become entirely consumed by this year's presidential race... Regardless, here's an important question we need to be asking about Clinton, Obama and McCain:

WHICH CANDIDATE WOULD YOU TRUST MOST WITH KEEPING US SAFE FROM SHARKS?

Send me your thoughts at griffsnotes@foxnews.com!