Kat and Tyrus dig into some pants-stuffing crimes.
Someone's been binge-ordering food on Seamless using Tyrus's name.
Kat shares words of wisdom for dealing with the authorities if you're five.
*Listener Poll* Would you rather be a chicken nugget peeler, or a poop museum curator?
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