Tyrus, Kat and their team of Pterodactyl warriors run through some of the weirder stories of the last week.

Plus Aron checks in from the road and Nora reads the latest dog poem.

*Hot Takes* – Tyrus has some harsh words for one of the fifty states – and this time it’s not Florida

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