They better watch out in a small Alaska town and they better not cry. They better not pout...
And Fox News Radio's Dave Anthony will tell us why:
He's making a list:
(Santa Claus) "My naughty and nice list is fairly comprehensive."
And checking it twice:
(Santa Claus) "The elves update it all the time."
But Santa Claus is not coming to town. He's already there:
(Santa Claus) "I live in North Pole, Alaska."
And he's just been elected to the city council:
(Santa Claus) "I'm fairly well-known, I think people are pleased with it... So we'll see, time will tell... I have three years to make a positive impression."
No kids... This isn't the real Santa, but he looks like him. Big white beard and all and sounds like him:
(Santa Claus) "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
This Claus legally changed his name years ago and the 68-year-old has the same goal as North Pole City Councilor:
(Santa Claus) "To benefit as many children as I possibly can."
Dave Anthony, FOX News Radio.