Santa Claus Elected to North Pole, Alaska City Council

    They better watch out in a small Alaska town and they better not cry. They better not pout…

    And Fox News Radio’s Dave Anthony will tell us why:

    He’s making a list:

    (Santa Claus) “My naughty and nice list is fairly comprehensive.”

    And checking it twice:

    (Santa Claus) “The elves update it all the time.”

    But Santa Claus is not coming to town. He’s already there:

    (Santa Claus) “I live in North Pole, Alaska.”

    And he’s just been elected to the city council:

    (Santa Claus) “I’m fairly well-known, I think people are pleased with it… So we’ll see, time will tell… I have three years to make a positive impression.”

    No kids… This isn’t the real Santa, but he looks like him. Big white beard and all and sounds like him:

    (Santa Claus) “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

    This Claus legally changed his name years ago and the 68-year-old has the same goal as North Pole City Councilor:

    (Santa Claus) “To benefit as many children as I possibly can.”

    Dave Anthony, FOX News Radio.

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