Tattoos for Sandwiches

Would you get a horrendous tattoo if it meant free sandwiches for life?

One fast food chain is offering it up.

I’m Tomi Lahren, more next.

What would you be willing to do for free food? Well if you get a Subway footlong tattooed on your torso during this promotional week, the chain will gift you free subs for life!

Now there are some stipulations, the tattoo must be 12×12 and located on the sternum or back, and you have to be the first to do it!

The whole “for life” thing is also a little misleading as it’s actually only $50,000 worth of gift cards. I suppose it depends on how much you like subs.

Those willing to get smaller tattoos will also get in on the action. A 3×3 imprint on the shoulder blade, forearm or calf is worth a year of free sandwiches or exactly $4,380 worth of gift cards.

Luckily, the tattoos will be done by a two-time Ink Master, so at least the image will come out right, even if your actual sandwich doesn’t.

Listen, with inflation and food prices where they are in this Biden economy, I’d be willing to bet more people are inclined to give this a-go than if Trump was president!

Happy inking and eating, folks!

I’m Tomi Lahren and you can listen to all of my hot takes at Foxnewscommentary.com