Vipp’s World of Nonsense: Implants or Man-Cave?

A professor of Psychology at Colorado College has just finished a piece of research on women who get breast implants and tried to correlate it with satisfaction in the bedroom.

The professor claims that women get the confidence not from their enhanced implants but because they have spent money on themselves.

OK – that’s one way of looking at it and I am no psychologist but here’s why I think these women feel better. Its because of their male partners STUPID – Hello ! …if my woman got an implant or two, I would probably be all over her. After all, who doesn’t enjoy a super-sized meal once in a while!

Now back to the professor – if he thinks that the confidence for women comes because they have spent money on themselves – well – I disagree. If I suddenly received a bill for tens of thousands of dollars just because my partner wanted to feel better about herself, I am not sure this would work because not only would my bank balance fall, so would my libido.

And if I can’t have my man-cave, she ain’t getting no implants!