We knew that would catch your attention! Sorry boys, the video was too explicit, so it's an audio-only version of Not LIVE! with Lauren, Bill and Tom.  In today's top news, a wealthy businessman from Hong Kong is offering $65 million dollars to any man who is willing to marry his lesbian daughter, who just got a church blessing in Paris with her girlfriend.  Could this be a good business opportunity for Bill? He gets confused for a lesbian all the time anyways...

PLUS: Tom seeks Lauren's professional opinion on how to create the best NYC bar crawl.