Mama Said Knock Burglar Out and Turtles Fly

No one told the guy who tried to break into LL Cool J’s house about “Momma said knock you out!” LL broke the nose and jaw of the said perpetrator. No, he did not lick his lips or the guys lips to death. Lauren reports and professes her love of all things LL.

Asexuality a sexual orientation? The Red Eye gang hears about their segment on asexuality.  If you missed it, check it out here.

Who duct taped balloons to a turtle?