The crew is back together in New York! Tom accompanies Lauren to a "very sexy party," but does more snoozing than schmoozing. Meanwhile, Bill tries to create his own website, but finds out that a folk singer in Wisconsin who is also named Bill Schulz is already using his domain name.
The shining moment of Bill's adulthood has finally come: He is going to see The Dark Knight Rises tonight at midnight! Now that the most pivotal moment in his existence has finally come and gone, what is Bill supposed to live for?