Lauren calls in from the famed California freeway, where we learn she reports on surfing competitions while wearing a dress and heels. Surfing hand signal lessons included in today's show!

Plus:

  • Bill's explanation of that erstwhile fad known as "Gancing", and how he once went by the last name "Schulte".
  • Just how great is that Michael Keaton?
  • Tom spills the beans on Bill's secret book writing project.
  • And Lauren's humorous take on chimpanzee infanticide!