Get Wet and Wild: Woman Marries River

Dating in the digital age is rough, really rough. But this 29-year-old woman, Meg, found a solution. The researcher, activist, and writer has been blessed in holy matrimony with the River Avon in England for a while now, and expects to celebrate her third anniversary this June.

Sure, it’s a little out there, but Kennedy says let the river brides do their thing. More single guys for the rest of us.