Train wreck arrives: Boehner blasts Obamacare asking "how can we fine people for not buying in a system that doesn't work?"
The site that doesn't work cost $650 million to build
Flopperoo: most Americans Consider Obamacare launch a dud
Not a surprise: told the system wasn't working and not ready White House officials said "no cause for alarm."
Let's review: Obamacare bigwigs repeatedly promised everything would be ready 10/1/13
Obamacare shocker: your credit score affects your insurance premium (bad = up)
Obamacare from the other end: call center guy thinks things are going just fine, about as expected
Shutdown: Obama hosts Gop'ers at White House to talk solution
Shutdown: DC congressional delegate Holmes-Norton ticked off at Obama and Dems for cutting off city funding
Shutdown: Harry Reid tells cash-squeezed DC mayor to keep his mouth shut, "Don't screw it up, okay?"
Shutdown: San Diego paper calls holding back the death benefit "depraved"
Shutdown: Obama does local TV interviews to pressure GOP
Shutdown park service: volunteer cleaning up mall told parkies will confiscate his gear if he doesn't stop
San Francisco's Cliff House initially defiant, then bludgeoned into remaining closed
Will you ever look kindly on the national park service again?
Free-fall polls: just 17% think country headed in right direction, 11% drop in a week
Out of control spending: Wall Street Journal op-ed says the shutdown battle is over very large and very important issues
Rev. Jesse Jackson: "confederates" are rejoicing over the shutdown
The Obama backfire: Pete Wehner explains Obama's problem
IRS scandal: tax agency bigs turned over private taxpayer info to White House
IRS Scandal: national organization for marriage lawsuit may finally expose IRS secrets
Obama cuts off aid to Egypt: is he supporting the Muslim brotherhood?
Media bias explained: never fired gun? you might be DC journo
God bless Texas: 40% in poll say they're reluctant to buy gm trucks because of the bailout
Choose: conservative or republican?
Conservatives take heart: there are more of you than the other side thinks
Riddle me this batman: GOP attacked for concepts like "lower taxes equal higher (govt) revenues" by libs who think debt/spending is endless
Morning Joe fails upward: low rated weekday show in running to expand into weekends, maybe even bump Gregory from Meet The Press
Career over? Actor James Woods says his attacks on Obama mean he probably "won't work again" in Hollywood
A good news WTF: science stops brain cells from dying, which means something important, but I forget
Want to get out of GITMO? Keep eating, get very very fat, and the doctors will say you have to be moved somewhere
The state of non: California approves non-doctor abortions, non-citizen lawyers, non-legal drivers licenses
Really old news: wash post reports key Republicans backing down on defund Obamacare. (where have these two Journos been?)
Mike Ditka's biggest regret is ours as well--he chose not to run against Barack Obama in '04
What happens when and if Gibson turns 99? temps go off the charts
Protip for burglars: if stealing fireworks locked up in safe, do NOT use blowtorch
Jesse Watters goes to nudity week at college