FAT GUY FOR PRESIDENT!

I like Chris Christie a lot. So let's say I could have one wish about Chris Christie. Would I wish he'd run for President, or would I wish he'd be adopted by Jenny Craig?

 

I'd pick run for President. He's what this country needs. He's blunt, he's got the right idea about controlling public spending. His economic policies would revive the economy. He'd be wildly popular with Republicans and also, in my opinion, with Independents.

 

Now...what about that Jenny Craig business? Look, he's a big guy and he doesn't seem to care. Good for him. I like the contrast. Fat successful governor, skinny failure President. Get it? Who wouldn't choose fat?

 

But having said that, for his sake, I hope he sees Jenny or somebody. For his health. And it wouldn't hurt for the next President to be a slightly less Chris Christie.

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