Headline Schmooze For August 4, 2011

Mitt Romney Signs Marriage Pledge
Will Also Be Playing The ‘Pander Monkey’ In “Rise Of Planet Of The Apes”

Judge Says U.S. Contractor Can Sue Donald Rumsfeld For Torture
The Bad News: Can’t Sue Bush For Torturing English

Al Gore: America Needs An "Arab Spring"
Note To The Confused: That Is NOT a “Global Climate Change” Solution

Gallup: 39% Approve Debt Deal; 46% Oppose
The Other 15% Are Packed And Moving To France

 Rick Perry Wants Constitutional Amendments To Ban Gay Marriage And Abortion
Not Even Running Yet And Already Flipping and Flopping Like Flounder In A Fish Net

 

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