You know those old-timers that say, "howdy" at the Wal-Mart? Well, one of them robbed his own store. It happened at the home of low prices in Statesville, North Carolina.

Police said the gunman is an 83-year-old Wal-Mart greeter.

He allegedly put on a disguise, grabbed a gun, and held it to a clerk's head -- demanding the cash. Once he got it, George Plane, Junior, alleged took off in a getaway car.

To find out what happened next, listen to this report from Fox News Radio's Todd Starnes: