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'Twas the night before the night before Christmas
And Twitter's being taken over by holiday tweets
Trends are full of holiday cheer
Except for the one about Rex Ryan and feet.
Trees are taking a backseat
As Tweeps celebrate today around a pole
Because the 23rd is Festivus
So grievances come before jolly Ho Ho Ho's
It'll be the feats of strength and festivus dinner
Before moving on to 'ol Kris Kringle
@tomfoodlery is leaving work at 1...
It's a Festivus miracle!
Of course, Festivus isn't
The biggest holiday to be celebrated this time of the year
Festivus doesn't have presents,
Sleigh Bells or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
So get ready for the big man
To come down your chimney in his bright red suit
"Christmas Eve Eve" is trending
And @LMDershem thinks that's cute.
ROFL that's cute!! RT @Quartzlyn: Merry Christmas Eve Eve! 🙂
— Linda Koerber (@LMKoerber) December 23, 2010
Ohio State football is on
the naughty list, they're getting a lump of coal.
Because of three players,
they're starting next year in a hole.
Star quarterback Terrelle Pryor
Is being suspended for 5 games
He's broken the rules,
He got caught up in his fame.
He sold rings and got free tattoos
Which is an NCAA no-no
And the Twitter-verse thinks this seals the deal
He's gonna enter the NFL draft, he's gonna go pro
College football fans are taking to Twitter
And many of them are full of hate
"Terrelle Pryor is an idiot. I don't have to elaborate."
Terrelle Pryor is an idiot. I don't need to elaborate.
— Ben Jones (@Ben_Jones88) December 23, 2010
And that's your hot Twoppics
On this very merry day before Christmas Eve
But let's not let this Christmas
Be about the gifts you give and receive
'Twas the Twoppics before Christmas
And the message we all want to send
Isn't about following us on Twitter
Or going on Facebook and being our friend
It's about a weekend full of love
And happiness and cheer
And spending your Christmas
With the ones you hold most dear
And allow me to end this right...
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night