It takes a lot to shock the good people of Portland, Ore. It's a place where live sex acts are protected as free speech. But a naked on-line skater really shook things up the other day.

Gennifer Moss, also known as Earth Friend Gen, caught tourists and commuters by surprise as she whizzed past them wearing only a pair of skates. Her free-spirited ways were halted when she blazed through a construction site. Concerned hard hats called the cops -- said they were worried about her safety.

Two concerns come to mind: wind burn and splinters.

But it seems she wasn't violating any laws. Imagine that. The police told her to tone it down. So Earth Friend Gen shimmied into a string bikini bottom and went bouncing down the road.