Say what you will about bitter Americans, but they sure can write country music songs.
Pat Garrett is a musician from Strausstown, PA. He writes country music songs on the side. He pays the bills with a sheepskin coat business. I'm sure that goes over well with the PETA crowd.
Anyway, Pat has written a song in honor of Gov. Sarah Palin, called, "Moose Shootin' Mama."
Here's a taste of Pat's tune: "She's a moose shootin' mama and she'll help keep our country free. She's a moose shootin' mama, she'll make a great VP..." Kinda catchy and it does rhyme.
It's not his first foray into politically charged songs. He wrote two songs about Hillary Clinton and penned a polka in honor of Monica Lewinsky. I bet the polka was pretty difficult to compose. It's hard to find words that rhyme with cigar and blue dress.
I digress. The McCain campaign is pretty happy about the song so don't be surprised if you hear "Moose Shootin' Mama" at a few rallies. Way to go, Pat!