From Trenton, New Jersey, we have the story of some cops who came to the rescue of a damsel in distress. Turns out, she was a he and he was a bird.
According to the Associated Press, neighbors called cops when they heard someong crying for help. When no one answered, the police kicked in the door. That's when they found Luna -- a 10 year old cockatoo.
The bird apparently watches alot of television --- and is able to converse in both English and Spanish.