It's a miracle in the midwest. A woman says she's found Jesus -- in a bag of Cheetos.

Kelly Ramey told our affiliate in St. Louis that she discovered the divine cheese snack at a convenience store.

"I looked at that and I thought, 'Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.' It was just like wow," she told our local television affiliate.

Kelly said her husband gave the cheeto a special name -- Cheesus.

No. Really.

Kelly doesn't plan to sell the Cheeto and will keep it in a safe deposit box.

I hope it's still there in three days.