I have two weiner stories to share with you.

The first is from Orange County, Florida. The Associated Press has the story of a woman who stabbed her husband during a fight over hot dogs.

I imagine the fight went something like this:

"Hey honey, what's for supper?"

"Hot dogs."

"Hot dogs, again?"

That's when he grabbed the weiners and she grabbed a steak knife and plunged it into his shoulder.

As fans of Jerry Springer should know -- the protocol for such an event involves the man grabbing a gun and threatening to bust a cap in the missus.

Now both husband and wife are locked up in the county jail facing a heaping helping of charges.

I sure hope they don't serve weiners.

The second weiner story happened here in the Big Apple at the New York City Hot Dog store. I was eating a Hebrew National hotdog and overhead a woman placing an order for a --- get this --- a vegetarian hotdog topped with vegetarian chili.

Now this is wrong on several levels. Friends, if you are going to eat at a hotdog restaurant, it's only proper to eat a hotdog made with real meat. If you want veggies, order a salad.