I'm blogging today live from the Arnold Sports Festival in downtown Columbus, Ohio. This is a pretty big deal. There are more than 100,000 people here watching 17,000 athletes compete in 37 events --- ranging from archery and fencing to some of the most prestigious bodybuilding events in the world!
And the women --- sweet mercy! They don't grow 'em this large down South. I would like to set the record straight. I felt it necessary in my official capacity as a Fox News Radio correspondent to have myself photographed with several of these ladies. You might be surprised to know that all of them are church-going girls. So please don't put me on your Sunday School prayer list. I have't violated any commandments --- yet.