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The War of Northern Aggression

By Todd Starnes

This is a transcript of Todd’s midday commentary on Fox News Radio — heard daily on more than 200 radio stations around the nation. 

New York Congressman Charlie Rangel has launched an uncivil war of words against the Southern states.

He says the North is more progressive – and the Southern states have a culture that the rest of the nation has to overcome.

Well, bless his heart.

As we say back home in Memphis — ole Charlie’s porch light is on but nobody’s home.

The Northern mentality of moral superiority never ceases to amaze me. So let’s talk about that progressive culture for a moment.

We have a churches on every street corner. They have Starbucks.

We’ve got song birds and chirping crickets. They’ve got gunfire and sirens.

 We’ve got sweet tea and buttermilk biscuits. They’ve got seltzer water and bagel.

We believe in an honest day’s work, taking personal responsibility. They believe in

After living among the indigenous liberal people of New York City for the past eight years — I’m reminded of the lyrics of that great country music song — “I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Than Spend Another Night With You.”

Thank you, kindly.

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