By Todd Starnes
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A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT. I’M TODD STARNES WITH THIS FOX NEWS AND COMMENTARY NEXT.
ACK – COMMERCIAL
HAPPY NATIONAL FRIED CHICKEN DAY.
TWENTY FOUR HOURS OF FINGER LICKING GOOD FUN
UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE A CHICKEN.
THERE’S EVEN A FACEBOOK PAGE DEDICATED TO THE FOOD HOLIDAY.
POULTRY OF COURSE — KNOWN AS THE GOSPEL BIRD IN THE SOUTHERN STATES.
BAPTIZED IN BUTTERMILK AND MARTHA WHITE FLOUR
DEEP FRIED IN A CAST IRON SKILLET.
I’VE GOT TWO FAVORITE CHICKEN JOINTS.
THERE’S GUS’S IN MEMPHIS
AND MARY MAC’S TEA ROOM IN ATLANTA.
I’M PARTIAL TO MARY MAC’S BECAUSE THE HOSTESS
WALKS AROUND THE DINING ROOM GIVING FOLKS BACK RUBS.
AND FIRST-TIMERS GET A FREE BOWL OF POT-LIKKER.
IT’S A SOUTHERN THING.
AND PHOENIX POLICE DEALING WITH A NAKED CARJACKER.
JOHN BRIGHAM IS THE SUSPECT — STOLE AT LEAST TWO CARS
MISTER BRIGHAM GOT CAUGHT AFTER HE CRASHED — APPARENTLY HOPPED UP ON HAPPY JUICE.
YOU KNOW — IT’S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT BUCK NAKED.
I’M TODD STARNES
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