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UNEMPLOYED AND POOR
White bearded, twice married 74yr old German-born Jew in NYC. Furnished room seeks savior (55-65). I only have love and warmth to give. Please call. I might just surprise you.
Well, I’m not sure that she’s gonna call – or anyone will call for that matter (Note: he wants a YOUNGER woman). But you do have to give the guy credit for having BLIND optimism in light of bringing nothing to the table for the woman of his dreams!
Moral of the story: NEVER give up!